Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.Charles D. Warner

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.Will Rogers

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.Oscar Wilde

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.Denis Healey

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.Oscar Wilde

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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.John F. Kennedy

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Groucho Marx

Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.Mae West

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet!Saint Augustine

Giving up smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times.Author Unknown

Often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.Mae West

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.Will Rogers

'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.Mae West

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@ItsWiseTeen That is a great outlook to have on life

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