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@drylightningbpg

Smile, it's free.

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calendar_today26-06-2012 18:50:33

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You know you're in Missouri in July when you are wringing out your underwear, and it's mostly diarrhea. Because you've lost all feeling below your eye lids. You're essentially dead. Because it's so hot, and humid, and shitty. Like your caked underpants.

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Queefing in the office; appropriate? Or necessary? Both? Let your freak flag fly and just bare that butthole? Lots of changes in the world, but what does that mean for diarrhea rights?

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Thanks Radiohead for spending 1,269 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Everything In Its Right Place. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4Z8W4fK…

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If we don’t stop all these Gen Z punks from eating ass incessantly, we will never get a grip on this public health nightmare they are creating. Enough with all the ass eating!

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The office coffee maker is right outside the single bathroom in the office where I’m currently offloading major freight. #alphaflex