"It is, Cass. And a great stress reliever." x.com/staturelang/st…

"…Annnd~? Come on, the guy's definitely slower than me." x.com/aegischimera/s…

"Kate needs to stop snapchatting pictures of me. /Especially/ with hair like that."

"Apart from his psychically reincarnated nephew. Duh." x.com/aegischimera/s…

"Gives me an excuse for a Halloween race. …It's a loooong story. Like. Really long. /So/ long." x.com/aegischimera/s…

"I'm /fine/, if anyone /CARES/."

"Soo~…uh. My psychic family are paying attention to me. Instead of Billy. I'm dreaming, right?"

"If someone calls me Speedy Gonzales /one more time/…"

"I WILL FIGHT YOU." x.com/SonOfBow/statu…

"I WILL STILL FIGHT YOU. MEET ME IN THE GODDAMN PIT, HAWKBOY." x.com/sonofbow/statu…

"IT IS NOW." x.com/sonofbow/statu…

"I'M DOING IT ANYWAY." x.com/sonofbow/statu…

"DEAL WITH IT." Becomes the human embodiment of the sunglasses emoji. x.com/sonofbow/statu…

/GASP/. "…Oh, you did nOT JUST DO THAT." x.com/sonofbow/statu…

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. Well. New York. But still.

I'm on a Robin Williams kick. On today's list? Jumanji.

Evening, losers. Miss me?

…Nope. Okay then. Sucks to be you.

'Scuse you. I'm The Better One and you know it. x.com/ardentaffair/s…

I am /not/-- Okay, first off, screw you. Second, I'm not going to rise to your little…tricks or whatever. x.com/ardentaffair/s…