manifesting

I have to be doing something right because there are babies in the tank that are thriving apparently

it’s so crazy how long I can go on with my life as a normal functioning member of society but the moment that taylorswift dot com countdown starts it’s back to the asylum

When his niece is also a swiftie so you both are staying up to see what’s going on

Dress to impress on a laptop? Say less

I miss you, but we are okay

They did not just fire my favorite character. Dan better get that job back

Oh my god. It’s gonna be a tie. This is stressing me out

I don't introduce you guys as my coworkers; I always say that you are my family

Wow it’s a record. You ruined my mood in 20 minutes

Uhm are you guys the avengers now? What do you mean Eddie jumped to save a guy from a Whale?

what the hell oh my god

You’re lucky you didn’t hit me because I’m not listening to Hell is forever on loop while laying on the ground

The best thing I have ever done is join the 118

Welcome to the hotel California?

I’m bringing a friend to firehouse dinner

Ok that actually Kind of sound bad like I’m bringing my side piece

Oh my god I can’t shut it off

You spent $1,600 on a date? wtf