Age 15: When im older and living on my own Im gonna go to cool fucking shows all the time and know about the coolest craziest music ever . Age 28 texting friend link to “This is ZZ Top” on Spotify: DUDE

eyes wide shut is a fantastic movie partly because its about how worrying about this kind of thing will destroy your life and your love

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

friend of mine has a “no yorgos lanthimos” rule for movie night

most underrated show of all time btw

I was a girl until I was 22. Then I became a machine for about 6 months. Then I became a woman. And now, I am a girl again

i cannot get this movie out of my mind..

unironically

Thinking about how happy they were in the beginning of the movie, even after their argument, makes me nauseous and sends shivers down my spine

The Academy has banned AI from ever winning an Oscar. • Only roles “demonstrably performed by humans with their consent” can be nominated for acting Oscars • Screenplays “must be human-authored” to qualify for a nomination

People don't like watching movies with me because when the bad guys get one over on the good guys for even a moment I become withdrawn and morose, and stop taking food and water for days

you can really tell whether or not someone has experience persevering… sometimes i see people giving up at the slightest, littlest inconvenience and i’m like do you not see how not over it is… you have options… fight back oh my god you’re stressing me out

fomo so bad they better not make new movies after i die

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

Suddenly liking a song by an artist you despise is kinda fun. This will be our little secret

Having a double barrelled surname used to mean your parents both came from good families but now if just means your mother is difficult