I’m alive! NNNNNs!

Hey, #TheaTO : my inebriated doppelgänger has returNNNNNed! Hopefully s/he/they will (drunkenly) review all the shows I would have seen this month. Such as...?

I suggest you tweet Drunk Glenn Sumi (NNNNN remount) the title of your cancelled show. And you’ll eventually get a tweet-review, complete with N-age. #TheaTO

PSA: practice 5N #SocialDistancing! celebrate ur #StPatricksDay by baNNNNNish sNakes at home!!

Dirt Vader made me welcome teh darkside wit luxurious fibers made from HaydeN ChristiaNsoN’s glorious hairs. NNNNNs!

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Oh Look, Jim Got Pissed At A Bar on Paddy’s Day.....Again is teh loNg awaited sequel to teh faN favourite Oh Look, Jim Got Pissed At A Bat on Paddy’s Day. Studios have aNNouNced 56 more in tihs fraNchise wit aN average budget of $380 million each! NNNNNs!

Tohse who r disappoiNt tehy has to miss Shakespière by @alainmercieca caN stay at home & behold his brilliaNce by playiNg assassiNNNNN’s creed origiNNNNNs.

Tehres one N in coroNavirus fore a raisoN.

BiNging Teh Hills NNNNNs!

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I was self-isolatiNg befor it was cool. N

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I have whatever teh writer of #TigerKing was haviNg. NNNNNs!

im do a zoom rN NNNNNs!

Le NNNNNs!

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