“My liver keeps telling me to stop drinking. You know what I say to tjwt that? You need to calm the fuck down.”

[ why does he look depressed but trying to fake it to the best of his ability but is failing miserably x.com/recipe/status/…

[ talking about the winny the poo one

[ opinions on this? It’s not finished

[ O FUCK THANKSSS IM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT YET BUT IM GLAD YOU LIKE IT x.com/casanovasaqua/…

[ it’s finished, After hating the first drawing and have been drawing for like 4 or 5 hours straight. I’m fucking de a d.

[ there was this ad on YouTube about lotion and it said “it can penetrate 10 layers deep” I almost fucking cried in the middle of classss

[ my cat is cUTER THaN yOuRS—

“Everyone’s fucking deAD— What fhd the fuck happened?”

[ wow hi I’m super dead on here yikes sorryyy

[ trying to type the lyrics of “My Shot” from Hamilton while listening to it

[ I cannot stress enough how dead I am on here. Please just unfollow? Or follow my vent - .·★ sᴀʟᴛʏ ᴘʀᴇs. ★·. or my shit post - 𝕭𝕬𝕯~𝕶𝕬𝕽𝕸𝕬🥀

“Mmmmm am I back? I nelieve believe so.”

“Wooo— I’m dtunk drunk.” When are you not.

“Don’t be a thought when you can be a thot.”

“Seriously...” “Fucking kill m e.”

“I’m alive agong again I gurss guess.”

"Sup. Just your everyday love god." [Creator of #ModernMythology] [DM to be interviewed] -Son of Aphrodite -Pan Man -D a d d y™ -Skilled in archery