"I simply want EVERYTHING, ever. Is that really so bad? I'm just an honest business ghost. Who really cares about a couple, missing souls, I mean really."

"Maybe the real madness was the Mario that died along the way. Hmm. Nah! Keep that schmuck out of my afterlife."

"Sorry, my 'Majesty' deals in using brute force to get his souls. I'm a gambler down to my very soul, which means losing a bet to me means losing YOUR very soul! Bweheheheh! Ah -- ahem. Sorry, force of habit."

"Can't afford to pay your dues? Don't worry about it, we'll give you a room still; free of charge! Enjoy, it's a room with a view."

"I'm no reptilian with a need to see an optometrist, but boy, I REALLY do not like Kongs. They smell bad, eat all your bananas, oh, and the BARRELS! I really really really REALLY -- Do not like barrels."

"I just want souls to suffer in eternal debt to me, is that really so bad? I mean have you seen the recent developments in New Donk City? Rent is KILLER!"

"Did YOU know, you can unlock Luigi by signing this contract? I don't even know what that means but it sounds really cool."

"To whomever keyed my Kart. There will now be ghosts, in your living room."

"I'll have you know I like this place dusty, it adds to the decorum!"

"Best part of being free lance is being your own boss. I tell ya', used to roll into mansions with bunch of other Boos, it was terrible. Cramped, no pay, and some greasy Italian rolls in and wrecks the place. Dreadful."

"I really need to fix up my Trophy Room. I would say I'd kick it off my bucket list buuuuut, already kicked it I guess."

"People call me a scammer, but have you seen that Happy Lucky Lottery? Now that's a scam that BLOWS! Unless you like playing the clock, but you wouldn't cheat, would you?"

"You know, me personally, I wouldn't go to a place like Rogueport. I mean, it's in the name, there's rouges there! They oughta name it something a little more nice, like, maybe Rougeport. I like it, sounds fancy."

"Best part of business? The clientele all come to me, eventually. Living lives tend to expire faster than milk, and where does that lead them when they desperately want to milk every hour. To me, duh!"

"Why do you think casinos keep making money? Spoilers, it's not because of the buffet. Feeding bad habits? Planting false hope? That's the real money maker!"

"Oh GOOD grief! Look at all this -- get! Get! I am NOT interested in scams that aren't mine!" It is one Boo against a swarm of bots, armed with only a boot and a dream. Squish. Or actually, CRUNCH!

"Puh-lease, do I look like a hotel for hazbins? Hell, heaven? Purgatory is where it's at!"

"Just between you and me, don't go to New Donk City, barrel related deaths are just so common there, and who wants to be known as the ghost who died to a barrel?"

"Bad news, the turtle lives. Good news, I've got a new resident I can greet! I love helping in serving revenge. Especially when it's DEAD cold!"

"Whew! Lemme tell ya'! A Jamboree takes a while to end where I am from -- now, let's see how things are... Oh wow that is a lotta dust. Just how I like it!"