When you make an ugly RPG character because you think it's funny. But then you die and reincarnates as that character.

Oh god... B: The beginning was so unremarkable that I accidentally re-watched it the other week and didn't even realize I'd already seen it until the last few eps. Season 2 just dropped on Netflix, and, FML but I have to see it!

I still wake up in a cold sweat sometime, from dream flashbacks about the Photoshop ctrl+shift+z hotkey.

I quit my job this year and now I live every day in blissful fear.

I’m having fun thinking about a method actor preparing for the role of eccentric method actor.

When your friend isn’t very impressed with NASA for successfully altering the orbit of an asteroid because he already did so in Kerbal Space Program in 2011.

If the World Government was actually serious about eradicating the piracy problem they would replace half their Marine fleet with child therapists. #onepiece

Today I won the dad joke lottery.