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Drunken Master Paul

@drunkenmstrpaul

Drunken Evil Genius bent on taking over the world of food, booze, cars, games, music and maniacal devices of all kinds.

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calendar_today17-03-2013 18:25:13

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Ok, so the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team made it theough. However, depending on someone pissing off Linsey Horan is not a sustainable scoring strategy. No more second chances. Come on Vlatko, we still believe in this team. Make It Happen. #DMPrant

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Just realized Halfbrick is in Brisbane. We are going back for a day trip and maybe I can swing by and get a photo op? You might say I'm a bit of a fan. youtu.be/nnaI4hG9IWQ

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Finally heard from Quell on the fitness workout video game thing I backed in Feb 2021. Really didn't expect to ever hear back other than updates excitingly touting another feature creep. Hopefully it will be worth the wait and I will Quell | Fitness Gaming #notholdingbreath

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I have decided that posts on this social network will now be referred to as a TwiX. Who wouldn't like to receive a TwiX? The sponsorship/copyright lawsuit potential is huge. TWIX you need to jump on this, either way. Elon Musk you in?

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Make his finest asset yours Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌ Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B Marvel Entertainment Studios' Deadpool and Wolverine, in

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Follow & Repost with #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Xbox Series X console & 2 Cheeky Controllers designed by Deadpool.‌

Ages 18+. Ends 8/11/24. Rules: xbx.lv/4cxoA4B

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Damn you Xbox. Not a lot of things makes me access my Twix accont, but this sure as hell did it. Would look great with my Deadpool Aviation American Gin ✈️🍸 and Metal Jesus Rocks underpants #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com