“Of course the ale tastes like shit on a Monday..”

“Okay then.” Fake coughs. “Of course the ale ‘tastes absolutely disgusting’ on a Monday.” “Happy?”

He sighs, setting the mug down. “You’re probably right. I need to not be sober..”

“If it’s anything that isn’t just bad tasting water and will keep me from staying sober for 5 hours straight. —then it’s definitely better.”

Alucard is just asking to get smacked around again isn’t he?

A gay vampire. Huh.

A more dumb Alucard. Huh.

Okay, vampire Jesus. You really want to go for round two?

I definitely held my ground just fine thank you very much.

|| Jesus Christ I had no idea how my text message that was supposed to be on a different app jumped onto my TL. All I seen was OOF at the top and I had many questions.