Akira // Terminator 2

Oooof

Let's go USA Hockey!

Canada, keep your heads high. You may have lost the gold to America in both men's and women's ice hockey, but you can still be proud of that gold medal in curling that you cheated to get. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Nobody is saying it but we’re all thinking it:

If I was Clark Gable, I would have set off a bomb in the Looney Tunes animation building

USA! USA USA! 🇺🇸

James Hong is 97 today so let’s celebrate when this legend showed up to a con as Lo Pan from ‘Big Trouble In Little China’

🇺🇸 😆

Incredible. Bald eagle lands on a Canadian flag at half mast in Vancouver right after the Olympic hockey game.

“Remember when Canada had a 5 on 3 power play and didn’t score? And then Hellebuyck was like Dominik Hasek? And then the US won it in overtime? Remember that? That was awesome.”

Ok now start the Cartel War in Mexico

Gimme a P-Funk right now!

Epstein clients arrested: 0

I didn't know they stacked shit this high. Fuck this manlet.

Sick and tired of folks making fun of my people's names. Anyway, gotta go find a birthday gift for my niece, Ozempicia.

"I've lost 6 pounds since I laid eyes on her, Rubella." Smoking Popes are just a fun band that craft very catchy tunes.

I wish there was a karaoke night nearby. I'm in Tampa and have a sinus and upper respiratory infection. I sound just like Captain Beefheart right now and wanna belt out Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles right now.

Flew into this airport on Monday, flying out tomorrow. I can confirm that I saw at least 5 people wearing SpongeBob PJ pants when I came in. Countless crocs, too, but those don't bug me.