i don’t know who i hate more. cody parkey or donald trump. #bears #nfcnorth #firecodyparkey

one could only hope...

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well said

who has video of the #superbowlstreaker !?

He got tackled short of the goal line. #streaker #superbowlstreaker

"I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam to serve hotdogs to teenagers" "You have both your legs" "Like I said... I did not lose a leg in Vietnam."

Sara Kay: trump just said #arabname #arabnamearabname

my version of people watching: scrolling through "people you may know" on facebook.

Bern-O-Lantern #FeelTheBern #Bernie2016 #BernieSanders

this looks like a high school debate. #countto10donald

#cruzpause #GOPDebate #awkward Ted Cruz

USA to Earth: FUCK YOU

finally just updated! 👊🙌

🐈 Picked up more yards than Ajayi. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #FantasyFootball x.com/sinow/status/9…

hate when i get a txt & think it's from a friend but really it's just bed bath and beyond saying my 20% off coupon is expiring. #b3 #sad

Thanks Airbnb for these killer socks! Can’t wait to use you when I travel to Spain!