#Ivermectin:Warrior against the invasion of Norwegian diggers when trenches are visible,itching overwhelms & frontline surface warfare fails

Chloramphenicol Ung: Overheard advice - "Squeeze on your finger & rub it your affected eye FOUR times daily" #shocker #Pharmacist

Cholecalciferol in a bottle: artificial sunshine for cloudy days #Pharmacy

Beer - Dose: 1 can n prn for agitation & aggression. Getting my patients ready for friday night's geriatric sundowner! #Awesome #Pharmacist!

Oxycodone: OXY=life, CO=exist together, DONE=completion... Life is complete living with oxycodone.

Epinephrine: Pen that sends love letters to the restart my weak sleeping heart and releasing my voice from the swelling grip of my enemy :)

Thalidomide: Pied piper who came to town, casted a anti-nausea spell and then stole everything away!

Magnesium: Personal internal masseur rubbing out muscle cramps and contractions all night long

#Lithium : Tightrope balancing battery between being sucked dry and never say die

#damiana - Battling a Mexican standoff with shop dealers, patients and medical teams... causing psychosis and delaying treatment! #annoyed

#Ascorbicacid - Prerequisite for running away to be a one eyed swash buckling pirate! #vitaminc #childhoodmemories

#Promethazine - Often mistaken as a babysitter instead of a multi skilled warrior!

#Loperamide - Oral plug when the going stomach gets tough, the tough get going...

#Modafinil - Personal "Wake up Jeff" in a pill!

#chloramphenicol - Windscreen wiping foreign invaders blocking my window of life

#1981 #drugoftheday #top20 #top100 #somethingsneverchange

#Calamine - Solving an itchy case with the assistance of powered Pink Panther detective smoothness smothering villainous flightless bird pox

VitaminC - Essential for swashbuckling, ocean sailing, one legged, neuropathic pain affected Pirates or anyone similar! #pharmacist #pain

Patient: Give me the strongest BLEEP cream for this HORSEBITE Pharmacist inspects hole & replies: Neigh that won't help

#Magnesium: Resilience to Romance induced tachycardia #tachy #tachycardia #maglevel #lol