the USPS does not “lose taxpayer dollars” but even if it did so what! y’all don’t want to pay taxes to feed kids, don’t want to pay taxes so people can have medicine, don’t want to pay taxes for functioning mail service. what the fuck do y’all actually want your taxes to do?!

Elon Musk killing himself on 4/20 would make him the most epic meme ever 😂 no way he does it tho. He’ll never be one of the greats.

My son loves his jumpers, bouncers, swings…what have you. Sometimes though, he gets a real Slurms McKenzie vibe, crying and whining but continues jumping like he owes someone money if he quits too soon.

How did they convince you 150 million people are being lazy instead of 400 people being greedy? 🤔

You cannot hate these people enough

We will never find a better casting choice for a Barry Bonds biopic

staying on Twitter until “it”™️ finally happens because “it”™️ is absolutely gonna be the greatest day of all time for social media

We have a moral obligation to beat the ever loving fuck out of people who are doing this in public

Bro, there's like literally no US president i know who isn't a war criminal. Like none. It's a country built and sustained by murder and wars. That's their only institution. That's their only law. Why is everyone acting like this isn’t what the US is?

Umm FBI this person is threatening the president of the United States

Talkin’ Baseball I’ll say it again. Brewers peaking 2 months early and will collapse