Back on the islands, I'd forgotten how magical they are.

... all because some idiot didn't cook his bat properly.

I got them. All three in one shop. Feel like I've won the lottery.

We sent our units to our hospitals to say thanks to the NHS and #ClapForCarers #clapforourcarers here are officers at North Tees and Hartlepool NHS Foundation Trust in Stockton #policetogether #StayHomeSaveLives

This has aged beautifully...

Cummings must have some really juicy dirt on Boris

Yesterday the UK, population 66 million, had more deaths from #COVID19 than the *entire* EU, population nearly 450 million. Not even UK Prime Minister can spin that fact away - it is utterly, irredeemably damning.

I'd hate/love to be that person who has to go and interrupt Trump's round of golf and let him know his P45 is in the post. #byebyetrump #teambiden

Not the difference I would want to taste.

Broken.

Someone find Brenda from Bristol #GeneralElection #NotAnotherOne

Good luck @Dr_Guilding! Don't miss the sub-zero winter temperatures too much.

Just discovered that doves are white pigeons. No other biological difference. Just white feathers. Mind blown. Wow. It's been a long day.

I've just realised that the planet Mars will get a Tesla before me. How very sad. #SpaceX #FalconHeavy #Tesla #oneday...