Oh. My. Lord. Will he shut up about the immigrants. “Something something, Venezuela!” “Something, something Millions of PEOPLE!” “Something, something destroy the fabric of our Country!” *Repeat*

“Immigrants are criminals.” Literally no one.

She is dog walking him through every bait trap she sets. He’s consistently raising his voice and there’s only 3 other people in the room.

Taylor Swift has endorsed Kamala Harris. Sadly, I’m sure this will be just as big a headline as the debate.

People sure do love to talk about “freedom of speech” until you say something they don’t like. Then have the nerve to talk about “cancel culture in the left.” Ha!

Whoever has Alvin Kamara on their fantasy team… congratulations on your win. 😂

If ever you wanted to know what the effects of Trump’s “THEY’RE EATING THE PETS” are… here you go

This song just came on, and I will never not think of my wife having never heard it before. Oh, all the music I’ve had to put Baelizean 🇧🇿 on. open.spotify.com/track/4r6jPijW…

This is what xenophobia produces.

Someone thinks very highly of himself.

This is the honest to God truth. “Oh, so you voting’ for Trump??? That’s what we doin’ today???”

Whaaaat? You mean tariffs on everything will cause prices to go UP??? Who could have ever seen this coming? Oh that’s right, everyone with common damn sense.

So, we’re replacing a former four-star general as Defense Secretary with… the weekend co-host of Fox and Friends? Unbelievable. Just... wow.

Reparations for White people… we have officially entered the “and find out” stage.

Tulsi Gabbard (a long-suspected Russian asset) is going to be freaking DNI and this dingbat is our soon-to-be Director of Defense. Idiocracy would be a literal dreamscape compared to what reality is about to be. Once again, welcome to the “Find Out,” portion, America.

Yesterday we lost Malcolm Jamal Warner. Today, Ozzy Osbourne. If death comes in 3s then… I’ll let Mariah say it