“I’m going to bed early tonight” Me at 3am:

Meowijuana

Mood:

when you're smoking a blunt with the homies & you get skipped

when you're stoned as fuck in public & you think everyone knows

proving you're sober done right

Doctor: You have one hour left to live Me:

Stimulate Your Senses

this guy saved a lot of kids from going home & getting their ass whooped

when the edibles weren't working so you ate the whole candy bar and now you're being dragged into hell

me: you don't need two tabs, one is plenty for your first time that guy: yOu DoN't NeEd TwO tAbS, oNe iS.. pLeAsE hElP mE

how to properly hit a bong

everybody knows that one dealer

High Times Top Strains of 1977

Squirrels

when you smoke the homies to a 10 but you have a higher tolerance

Kid orders a bong and when it arrives his mom wants to see what he bought

When you wanna smoke outside but you can't let the neighbors see you

Seth Rogen's Gravity Bong