my bf put a sock on the doorknob during his twitch stream

I got a BBQ stain on my white face mask

2 favorite things about being #Mexican are listening to Vicente Fernandez and saying “Puro Pinche Parri”

Seriously, can we@please stop making marjijuana documentaries?!?!

Phoebe Bridgers donned the skeleton costume for a performance of "Kyoto" on Colbert p4k.in/L8wCGgE

Tonight's #OpeningDay lineup vs. Giants:

Cardboard cutouts and fake crowd noises. This is making me sad. #mlb #dodgers #baseball

The 99cenys store got money for ads? #OpeningDay #dodgers #lad #la

Have you heard ‘Whats Good Man? Ep.3’ by Dro Knows on #SoundCloud? #np soundcloud.com/dro-knows/what…

If Joe Kelly didn’t want to be suspended he should have cheated.

I thinks it’s funny how much white peeps love the Bible considering there’s no white peeps in it. Unless you count the Romans, and they were the bad guys

Is there anything more gross than couples who work out together?

Kid A ...

i don’t want my kids inheriting a world run by flag waving facebook tin pot dictators, utterly bereft of moral authority, while they watch 200 mile winds pick up and blow their lives away like the Wizard of Oz, having internalized this force fed sense of powerlessness. just sayin

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I am so sad to hear MF Doom’s passing. He was a massive inspiration to so many of us, changed things.. for me the way he put words was often shocking in it’s genius, using stream of consciousness in a way i’d never heard before ... 🙏 music.apple.com/gb/album/gazzi…

one time a teacher in 7th grade told us she didn’t have her first kiss until she was 19 and we all laughed at her

Dumb joke #comedian #joke #420friendly #WeedLovers #relationshipgoals

Those El Salvadoran prisons look frightening. Bunch of naked Latinos in handcuffs stacked on top of each other. It looked like taco Tuesday at Diddy’s

SF got more black outs than the Epstein files