It's lame when you can choose X additional starting languages and the choices don't matter. "I can speak Elven and Goblin," doesn't mean anything if you never see elves and goblins. I'm a big fan of languages that have broad uses. Here's some I've come up with. Looking for more

Bob’s Burgers could Big Time Rush but Big Time Rush could never Bob’s Burgers

“It’s a small world” ride is how boomers see the world no I will not elaborate

Jokes aside I can’t believe British people are real

Paul Rudd

State street target is a pvp enabled zone

Reminder to everyone to use gender inclusive language! Instead of policeman, say pig!

nudity in oppenheimer wasn't grapic enough. should've gotten a shot of cillian's cock

bar trivia is great if you want to socialize while also actively taking a test

Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

Beer is basically a "mod" that makes the game of Life better. im gonna install about 8 of them tonight after work

Chat must imagine Sisyphus happy

Walked by this picture at the hospital today and I’ve just been staring at it in awe for minutes now. The uneven italicization. The fact that the tag line initially makes you think of 9/11. The unintentional anti-cop messaging. It’s perfect

So good it happened twice #NeverForgot #stickseason

. If this sounds close enough to plausible to be worth following up on, I can recommend a great and accessible book (and email you a pdf to add to your long list if you'd like): academic.oup.com/book/4616