Only the fourth beer and feeling it. But at least I haven't broken the seal.

Do you need a Masters before you can get a PhD? It's merely a stepping stone.

Where to celebrate my 40th? BKK or Penrhyndeudraeth?

Nor has arrived to lower/raise the tone.

The usual napkin stuff.

The pig is such a versatile animal. Pork buns. Yum.

Beer #7 and I'm feeling warm and cuddly..

I am on the verge of, um, um, falling asleep... The crowd is building, but I am fading.

You are such a useless twat, I say to @XPatLG

He's not a Christian.

Broad strokes...

In a post brunch kind of state of mind.

She has the kind of braces you want your sperm yo get caught in...

I was not a virgin when I met Anna, but I am now.

Fading. having trouble keeping eyes open. Quite tired. Quiet drunk. Going home soon to open a nice red and take a nice nap.

Are you ok? I'm awesome.

Trouble with the hired help. Marica wants us to start again.

Done. Home now.

Thank Christ that's over. Feel like shit this morning. Steak erin deighton worth about 25% of what I paid for it. Wooloomooloo next time.

Well this is fantastic! Virgin Australia systems are down so looks like I’m stuck in Brisbane airport for who knows how long! 😞😖