Roses are red, Poems are tough, Our spice is really friggin’ good, … Beer.

From this day forward I will be only referring to “calories” as “delicious points”.

A short story about the Drunken Sailors daughters: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!

Hello Kraft Dinner - just had donair spice on you. It completed me. Thank you for coming to my TED Talks

If you’re feeling sad, just remember that the Earth is 4.543 billion years old and your just happen to be around when you can get Donair Spice delivered to your doorstep.

I’m just a boy. Standing in front of a salad. Wishing it was donair meatballs.

We are thrilled to announce our partnership with moosehead this holiday season! With the purchase a 15-can pack of Moosehead Light, take home one of three local stocking stuffers. Available now while supplies last at participating retailers in NB & PEI.

I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, As long as I’m living, My food baby you’ll be.

We have committed a percentage of our revenue to @feednovascotia ! We are very happy to announce our donation today will help provide 900 meals for hungry Nova Scotians.

It’s all shits and giggles until someone shits when they giggle. Anyway, you should try our spice.

Yer Fadder was always right. This spice blend is inspired by Yer Fadder's Friday night tradition. Lathering ample spice on a thick t-bone and savoring every bite with a cheap red wine or a pint of something very domestic. Available @ drunkensailor.ca !

Wham, bam, thank you ma’am. Check us out @ drunkensailor.ca !

Anybody want #free #spice ? 💻 drunkensailor.ca

🎉 EXPANSION NEWS 🥩🐟 We are so dang proud to announce our Steak and Seafood blends will be hitting shelves at a retailer near you in #NovaScotia , #NewBrunswick , #PEI , and #Newfoundland in July ! Any guesses what retailer has opened their arms ⁉️ 💻drunkensailor.ca

🎉EXPANSION NEWS 🎉 😋We are so dang proud to announce our #Donair #Spice will be hitting shelves at a retailer near you in #Ontario in July ! 🎤 Please share friends 🎤 ⁉️ Any guesses what retailer has opened their arms ⁉️ drunkensailor.ca #GTA #Toronto #EastCoasters

Ahoy friends ! By mid-July, you’ll find our Drunken Sailor #Donair #Spice in ALL Sobeys and Safeway Canada locations NATIONALLY ! PS —> you’ll be able to find our #Seafood Spice and Yer Fadder’s #Steak Spice in all Atlantic locations! Can you FRIGGIN’ believe this?

Would you rather: 1) fart in a tanning bed Or 2) put amazing spice on delicious food and make your belly happy

As I stand naked holding my donair spice, I think to myself…I am going to get kicked out of Sobeys

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a donair. Thanks for attending my TED Talks !