So, I decided to try out this twitter shit, see what all the fuss is about...

So, what the hell am I supposed to do with this twitter shit?

So, all you do is post random shit? I thought that was what Facebook was for?

The shit people say on twitter is just...fucking ridiculous.

The world's going to hell in a hand basket I swear.

Today is Roberto Clemente Day. We honor the life and legacy of one of the finest gentlemen to ever grace the game of baseball. #Clemente

I've never been more happy to be off of work in my life

What's a bastard to do on his off day?

Feeling in the mood to lie in bed with @draddisonMD and watch Sports Center highlights...

Facial reconstructive surgery and its not even 10 am yet...

@JoWilson_MD so long as you don't screw up or annoy me.

@JoWilson_MD Let's hope you fair better than your other idiot intern friends...

“@draddisonMD: Mark Sloan "10 reasons why orgasms are good for your soul: cosm.ag/6010wsVO" did you read this?” Seriously?

@JoWilson_MD Patient's in room 2220, make sure to go over all pre op instructions then meet me in OR 1.

The shit people tweet about is just down right stupid.

Same day, just different bullshit...

It's Friday, bring on the weekend.

Beer...needed, pronto!