Mi vecina viendo como me pego un bongazo en el patio

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

I slept in this exact same setup for like 2 weeks in 8th grade and would fall asleep listening to Skrillex “Scary Monster’s and Nice Sprites”

Что у русского на уме, то у бразильца в твите.

Oh so now you’re pro transitioning

Ah yes. Some pot smoke. That’s hits the spot… now to be productive- but first, a quick foray to the Wikipedia page for sugar ray

What people are using AI for today

Spore

The Mets 1-9 hitters

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

Small business owners get sooo pissed when you crash your car into their store

Washington Square Park is like a public server waiting room

Saw a lady crying on the subway. Presumably because she had thought the online chatter about Geese was entirely organic

Saw niko with his thing out biking the wrong way by mccaren park #overheard nypd

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have you considered that looking in the reflection of a building is one of the only ways we can see ourselves at the scale in which we actually exist in the real world

there's an elephant in the room but the door is normal size.... ah, so he's been in here since he was a baby? oh okay so thats why nobody talks about it. right right makes sense. thanks. i'm sure you get that question a lot lol

Guy in this airplane saw me get out a beat up old Thinkpad and said "that's how I know you're a real doer" alright dude well I'm about to use it to watch piss porn at full volume

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

El prepucio es el hiyab del pene