wurstisalat (@drjookel) 's Twitter Profile
wurstisalat

@drjookel

You know the guy who is never on time? That's me. Pathologically so. He/him

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calendar_today02-12-2013 21:42:59

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Maia (@maiamindel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Asking the grokvernment what to do if I made a mistake filing my taxes and it just sends me a bunch of antisemitic rape threats against someone called "Will Stancil"

Isaac (@galaxypeabrain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Reporters: "Meeting with ALL generals? Is it over? Usually this means WW3-" Hegseth wasted off gin at 10am: "are you guys mad at me 🥺"

Alex🇨🇦 (@alex2yc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Heartbreaking: Global South in such dire conditions that leaders are forced to post interaction bait to finance social programs 💔

JT (@jtaylor0_3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I sat next to this guy for a screening of The Brutalist (he also wore this shirt) and about 90 mins into this he started making little weird noises and then a really strong smell of shit followed, he promptly left about 2 mins later. I think we know why he wears the shirt now.

Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It was published in 2017 and I still think about the GQ article where a high school football player with CTE kept a google doc diary of his suffering. It should be required reading.

dcuk (@moldbugchaser) 's Twitter Profile Photo

okay I've figured out what would heal the nation. let's mint a trillion-dollar platinum coin with Charlie Kirk on one side and George Floyd on the other

🐺 (@doglesblan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

heartwarming: gamergaters unite with the group that shares their politics the closest - the saudi public investment fund