me liking every jeremy allen white for calvin klein tweet i see on the timeline

i am not a bully i am a sagittarius that loves you

please remember that slow progress is better than no progress , don’t give up

I’m at your girls house, peeling her oranges

You can call me jumper cables bc I’m starting some shit today.

I already hate everyone at work tomorrow.

Emotionally preparing for the people who say "Valentime's Day"

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

YOUR NOT ALONE WOODY The Woody Show Woody Show CEO

Husband and I are watching old Kid Cudi… YouTube wow I’m blown away watching these again… we love you The Chosen One

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

why would you pay $2000 dollars a month in rent when you could simply live with your parents and the only cost to you would be Daily Emotional Warfare?

Being hotter in your 30s than you were in your 20s >>>>

"If you want a traditional wife then be a traditional man." She ate that.

I don’t believe I hold any importance in anyone’s life