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Things we heard at the pharmacy. All in fun. If we don't laugh we'll cry.

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calendar_today02-08-2012 04:57:56

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Still trying to eat the wrapped candies someone gave us for Christmas. Why is is that the gold and white striped ones are the only ones left?

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We have a glitter ball hanging in our pharmacy in one of the bays. A customer caught me dancing under it. Now he things I like my job. #no.

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Why does Twitter always select me in a special group of Twitterers ( is that even a word ) to take a survey? Am I special or something?

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Phone call yesterday: Patient: Do you have 60 oxymorphone 30mg in stock? Me: (no hesitation whatsoever) No. Patient: (crickets) Me: Good. Bye.

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Never answer a call from a private number and give out the price to 8 vaccines. Especially when the lady caller spells out certain brand names. And she's from Dr. Jaffy's office. #fakecaller

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I asked my DM what was more important:MTM's, flu shots, checking email 3x a day, drug recalls, etc. (you get the point). I was told all of them were important. None were optional. Ok, I would like to see him work at my store just one shift and do them all. Not gonna happen.

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The following words out of patients mouths are like fingernails down a chalkboard for me: "hi! I'm picking up some scripts just sent over from urgent care."

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Had a patient today that absolutely insisted I put her at the very top of my Shingrix list. I did. Right in front of her. Then kept flipping the pages until I got to the end. Right in front of her. She smiled. Thanked me and walked away. I then erased her name.

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Another little gem from my graphic artist technician. This due to a customer trying to give me reasons why she needed her pain meds early.

Another little gem from my graphic artist technician. This due to a customer trying to give me reasons why she needed her pain meds early.
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Medicaid patient got snarky with me today. Wanted to know why her prescriptions weren't ready. What was taking us so long? I wanted to ask her if she was late for work, or what? #getajobbitch

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8:53pm. Close at 9. Customer: Smile! You only have 7 minutes left! Me: ( looking at my back counter with all the work I still have left to do): Yes! And you're wasting them sitting here trying to have a long, drawn out conversation with me! ( if only)