9:07pm. 4 people in line. Customer: What time do you close? Me: (staring into the depths of their soul): 7 minutes ago.

Why isn't "Bactrim" an approved word on Words With Friends?

Please, just do the survey. And give us all 10's. And mention us by name. Even though you "probably" won't win the $100.

Still trying to eat the wrapped candies someone gave us for Christmas. Why is is that the gold and white striped ones are the only ones left?

Customer: Where's the $4 list? Me: Wendy's.

The only customer we like came to the pharmacy today. Day made.

At my pharmacy, we like to display random objects on the front counter and see what kind of comments we get.

We have a glitter ball hanging in our pharmacy in one of the bays. A customer caught me dancing under it. Now he things I like my job. #no.

Why does Twitter always select me in a special group of Twitterers ( is that even a word ) to take a survey? Am I special or something?

Phone call yesterday: Patient: Do you have 60 oxymorphone 30mg in stock? Me: (no hesitation whatsoever) No. Patient: (crickets) Me: Good. Bye.

Never answer a call from a private number and give out the price to 8 vaccines. Especially when the lady caller spells out certain brand names. And she's from Dr. Jaffy's office. #fakecaller

I asked my DM what was more important:MTM's, flu shots, checking email 3x a day, drug recalls, etc. (you get the point). I was told all of them were important. None were optional. Ok, I would like to see him work at my store just one shift and do them all. Not gonna happen.

The following words out of patients mouths are like fingernails down a chalkboard for me: "hi! I'm picking up some scripts just sent over from urgent care."

(Read this in a monotone voice): Already exceeded our flu shot goal this year. Yay us.

I'm tired. I really want to be REtired.

Had a patient today that absolutely insisted I put her at the very top of my Shingrix list. I did. Right in front of her. Then kept flipping the pages until I got to the end. Right in front of her. She smiled. Thanked me and walked away. I then erased her name.

Another little gem from my graphic artist technician. This due to a customer trying to give me reasons why she needed her pain meds early.

Medicaid patient got snarky with me today. Wanted to know why her prescriptions weren't ready. What was taking us so long? I wanted to ask her if she was late for work, or what? #getajobbitch

8:53pm. Close at 9. Customer: Smile! You only have 7 minutes left! Me: ( looking at my back counter with all the work I still have left to do): Yes! And you're wasting them sitting here trying to have a long, drawn out conversation with me! ( if only)

Damn. Didn't know customers cared so much about my hair. Get a haircut and just wait for the comments to start rolling in.