its time like this that i wish we had the Guidance and the insight of The Mutant Mutilator, Kreeg, and that one ghoul hunter who died

the way it works is as long as the National Debt is paid off, every Creepsylvanian automatically goes to Heaven when they die, which Sucks

typical to see every one making jokes here after a 99 year old man of proud and honorable distinction got his brain stuffed into a robot

Hey ghoul im sorr y but me and every other guy in a group dm called "Freaky Fashy Friendoes" were talking and decided you guys suck shit .

heavens pray that the mutant mutilator, kogar, and zuryalda don't join forces and create a slapstick squad more powerful than the cannibals MC

saturday night at ivar’s inn and i am very excited to show the boys my new Dance.

*aa heeem heem *

id be easily bilked into signing up for a ivans inn credit card if zuryalda was the one who offered it. furthermore id get stains all over the contract

if you follow my account you are protected from kogar. you are protected from all ghouls

WHo else thinks that, without ME at the helm, creepsylvania is going to start Sucking FUCKING DICK!!!

baron samedi im placing you under arrest in the court of law

im thinking the next big industry is human caninization services. surgery to make a man look like a dog, stand on all fours, etc. its what they want

the sticker on the back of my mule drawn wagon says it all... if you drive Carriage , FUCK OFF !

i will keep my followers safe from koggar the destructer

What makes the idea of me being a "Dictator" so comedic is the fact that I cant even enforce my laws. Its actually a problem for me

say it isnt so....... some of my subjects think being a "GHOULUNATIC" , is actually GOOD !!!!!

it seems like nobody appreciates a good wine any more. every one would all rather drink Rot Gut

i love Creepsylvanian atrocities, i adorese them, and i want more of them. please continue destroying innocent people, and thank u sirs for your service #CSAF#Creepsylvian

(saying to group. of 7 girls) the lore surrounding Ghoul is actually quite a bit darker than you might think..and fairly Fascist

we all got that one biker in the cannibals mc who falls in love w/ Kreeg & starts saying some very concerning shit about "being with him”