Hrm. This is troubling. *loads another nude woman* This absolutely will not do. *loads pictures of Modern Architecture* Ah, now this is good

horseplay is morally indefensible

Every Time I read a new Tweet on my time line. My IQ increases by One Point.

if ur biebermeter has a reading of less than 150 Bµ then why hte FAUk am i even talkin to u

this page is now protected from dick heads and shit heads

this is the episode of sliders where they get transported to Hitler Earth, where everyon carries the appearance & manneurisms of adolf hitl

HMm, it seems after years of reading my posts, everoyne is still miserable & dumber than shit. Maybe i should post like 100 more times a day

respecting the Serpent...

the News; - death cured; immortality real -on-line ghoul given plaque; recognized as ''loudest human alive'' - bird infiltrates macaroni grill

Leut me make this clear: gloves are Next-Gen mittens , mittens are trash, i will never wear a mitten, i will take down anyone whos mad at me

looking at Mars Bar

inventing a new Suit of playing cards: ''The Horseshoes'' - We got the king, queen, jack and Ace. All your favorites - The most powerful suit

STREET TOUGH: HEY. VERIFIED ACCTS ARENT FAVING U ANYMORE. WHATS THE DEAL ME:(pretending not to hear, fumbling w/ keys to open my shitty car)

single fellas-- do NOt jack off into the garbage disposal. it will jam up and make a horrible noise. use garbage bags instead

announcin,g in 2016 my new brand alliance with cool arab man

presented with out comment .

pleased to announce that i will shatter all barriers in 2017 by becoming the first adult gerber baby

Your search - ''cal ripken's tears'' - did not match any documents.

i will never bring dishonuor to the web by lowering my self to the point of placating the lowest common denominator witht ''Joke'' or ''Gags''

dril_eaboo is dead. thanks for all the fun.