the dog was like “hol up I got a better idea”

the fact that they’re sitting at the “kids table” IM CACKLINGGGGGHS x.com/milkstrology/s…

PSA if you see my truck, feel free to hit it. Preferably total it out for me so I can get a new one. Thanks! ❤️

I absolutely hate the feeling of being replaced. Because you can’t say anything or they will take it as jealousy

Imagine having parent teacher conferences in college Mom: how’s my son doing? Prof: I’ve never seen this man in my life

Almost caught feelings for a guy not over his ex... SHIT😂

Husbands

When you take a shower but forget to bring a towel with you

Coronavirus is everywhere. BOOK THAT FLIGHT. Take that trip. You probably won’t die from it, but even if you do... You wanna die with the Eiffel Tower in the background, or you wanna die with I-20 in the background? You decide.

Girls: “Idk how I keep getting random bruises on my body” Also girls: x.com/MrBenLHall/sta…

I refuse to marry someone who thinks dogs only belong outside

Flirting with your eyes hits different when ya both doing it

okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe