Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

I remember when the Strait of Hormuz and Walmart used to be opened 24 hours

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

Warnock: What grade would you give the American economy? Warsh: Well, if i gave a student anything other than an A, the dean would summon me because I would've hurt his self-image

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

this is me😭 I’m always the somehow🤣

How he still dressed up every Sunday!!!!

This part! Don’t even know what’s true or not and talking mad shit😭

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

Boomers realizing that 90% of their wealth is tied to their house but no one can afford to buy it from them

u aint driving with your heart in it

And don't play the version of "Until the End of Time" without Beyoncé around me

Uncle Willie’s Son I wanna be your computer love

POV: when your mom is still talking to herself after the argument and her ragebait is getting to you

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

Friendships can’t be based on who attends every dinner, party invite, etc. People really are navigating so many things on an ongoing basis and none of us are omnipresent. None of us are God.