Sadiq Khan looks on as Starmer and Burnham meet their earlier discarded prototypes.

The assistant chief of NYPD pepper sprayed himself on Manhattan Bridge Yesterday, which is objectively hilarious.

Channel 4 moving it's breakfast schedule so that episodes run from ten past the hour / half hour in the middle of a series is an arsehole trick that boils my piss for the sheer miserable pointlessness of it, other than fucking up people's morning timings.

Report on BBC News about extremism in Germany pretty much confirming my theory that the UK will only ever spot parallels with Nazism in Germany, because most of the views expressed in it are not a million miles away from UK politicians and journos after the Local elections.

People on Masterchef doing shortbread and saying 'it's me nans recipe'
It's flour butter and sugar chief, what was your nan's twist on that?

I accept the Met Gala happens however tin eared a brash $75k a ticket fashion event might seem to me.
I am at a bit of a loss though as to why a New York Museum fundraiser is subject of a segment on all the main UK national news bulletins.

When Jess Phillips disagreed with Jeremy Corbyn's politics you couldn't keep her off the telly telling everyone for 4 years, she was all over the shop.
She's apparently disagreed with Labours Gaza decision (albeit on personal electoral grounds) and has mentioned it all of twice.

Labour First types when the National Polls are predicting the biggest landslide in history 'Suck my polling you left wing pricks, I feast on your tears'
Same people when Sky predicts this following actual elections 'This is bullshit, means fuck all something something 1935'

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'The Footballer', lost Chaplin film discovered in barn to be given premiere after digital restoration.

Inaya Folarin Iman on Politics Live offering her now traditional right wing horseshit take on the topic of the day, Today it's student protest about Gaza or indeed the topic of Gaza at all.

This Labour Party Political Broadcast is the biggest pile of auld bollocks I've ever seen.
They can all fuck off.

Genuinely shocking that after being exposed as at best disingenuous about a confrontation with the Police at a march just last week, Gideon Falter is now being interviewed on bulletins claiming he had to cancel his counter protest this week over safety fears.

Every time the BBC attempt to zhuzz up the Snooker coverage, I grow more nostalgic for when it was buried on BBC2 and literally just the snooker itself with a couple of guys whispering over it, and the only relief was Jon Virgo and his 'hilarious' impressions of other players.

Chris Mason is a fucking useless Political editor, his understanding and presentation of politics is almost childlike.

Anneliese Dodds on Politics Live demonstrating the hole Labour have dug themselves on Corbyn as the Tory speaker tells complete lies about what he was going to do with the armed forces and she doesn't call it out. Fucking hopeless.

Politics Live only showing the clip of Falter being called openly Jewish and then saying its part of a 13 minute video that adds context but we're not going to show it, is absolutely unforgivable, and the discussion was risible. Ella Whelan in particular.
#PoliticsLive

'Gideon Falter did turn up to provoke that protest, he should just admit it, but Jews in London should be free to provoke Gaza peace marchers and the police should protect them (but not by keeping them away from the March for their own good obv)'
Classic Langleben.

'That depression? You're just feeling a bit sad, get your chin up and get to work you malingering git... I have no relevant medical evidence or experience to support this but Laurence Fox and Julia Hartley-Brewer will use their twatforms to loudly agree with me'