BBC Politics Live about to discuss Diane Abbott, odds anyone will point out that even if Starmer is telling the truth now and it goes to the NEC for a final selection decision, it needs explaining why the decision was lied about for 5 months to make this necessary. #PoliticsLive

It's going to be an all timer of an 'ah well nevertheless' from the union leaders when Starmer's handlers insist he continue to insult the publics intelligence by adenoidally insisting he has no say in the process until it's too late for Abbott to stand against Labour.

Watched 3 Body Problem and my favourite bit was when they persuaded nano fibre lady that they need her genius to design the sail, and next time you see her, she's angry and saying it doesn't work and her screen shows the sort of basic structure that any Joe Schmoe would imagine

Fucking hell the Lib Dems have the worst PR / Social Media team in British Politics.

When Facebook and your Google authenticator go out of sync trying to recover your Facebook account becomes a Kafkaesque nightmare of an AI assistant telling you that you can access your account again before immediately re locking it because Google authenticator code isn't right.

Shit Barry from Eastenders lookalike thinks Labour is left wing despite a policy programme that wouldn't look massively out of line with mid eighties Thatcher beyond gay rights.

Post Office Horizon and the infected blood scandals, the blame seems to be being shifted to civil servants.

As if ministers in any of the governments over the decades couldn't have ordered a thorough investigation into either at the stroke of a pen and sorted them out long ago.

'It's only because the sides are unequal in military power that the wokerati are calling the killing of civilians and destruction of all civilian infrastructure genocide, it's identity politics gone mad'

Imagine being this fucking dense, m'fer acts as a lens for distant stars.

Politics Live and the IEA shill suggests dismantling the NHS for only the kajillionth time in the organisations history.

Why is this organisation constantly given a platform?

Politics Live
Everyone Else 'semi reasonable points about Brexit'

Reem Ibrahim of the IEA 'It's gone wrong because we won't end all customs checks unilaterally or lay waste to our manufacturing industry by removing tariffs on Foreign goods, I'm very smart and opaquely funded'

This might be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read 'Starmer can't do nice things because we haven't lost a chunk of working age population and the country's major cities haven't been heavily bombed for the last 6 years'
This man has no business teaching anyone anything.

Just watching Top of the Pops on BBC4 and watching the Lighthouse Family perform, jesus fuck has anyone ever written a more unutterably bland song than Lifted? I don't have synesthesia, but I hear that song as beige, endless fucking beige.

My daughter has severe mental health issues and if I ever come across the Microsoft engineer that designed the one drive feature that periodically transfers her Sims 4 install to the cloud and fucks it up I'm going to shove a spaghetti spoon up his arse sideways.

It'd be simpler to say the recurring problem with Dunty is that he's a fucking idiot, who's never wrong because he consistently retcons his previous opinions to fit whatever just happened.

Sadiq Khan looks on as Starmer and Burnham meet their earlier discarded prototypes.

The assistant chief of NYPD pepper sprayed himself on Manhattan Bridge Yesterday, which is objectively hilarious.

Channel 4 moving it's breakfast schedule so that episodes run from ten past the hour / half hour in the middle of a series is an arsehole trick that boils my piss for the sheer miserable pointlessness of it, other than fucking up people's morning timings.

Report on BBC News about extremism in Germany pretty much confirming my theory that the UK will only ever spot parallels with Nazism in Germany, because most of the views expressed in it are not a million miles away from UK politicians and journos after the Local elections.

People on Masterchef doing shortbread and saying 'it's me nans recipe'
It's flour butter and sugar chief, what was your nan's twist on that?