Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Goose Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring ‘indie groove’, hipsters, microbrews, cbd pre-rolls, & well known nitrous mafia Members, back into our swamp. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.

SMOKING HEATERS 🚬🚬

Goose fans are such a joke!

The doctor’s calling. Are you going to answer?

Do you accept my call?

Fuckin pussy

Just got off the phone with Ayatollah Khomeini. We had a lovely conversation and I was able to convince him to redirect his retaliation towards the fake “planet” known as Pluto. This disgrace of a celestial body shall no longer plague our solar system!

Proud to announce the release of the official Dr Frog™️ video game! Out now on SNES in stores near you!

Imagine being such a sad pathetic sack of shit. My god. Commies are so embarrassing lmfao

Oq Equisapien Replicant Kieran Dave 𓅂 Red Meatball clarisa ✨️ Lmfao you realize every normal person is laughing at how retarded you Marxist nut jobs sound, right???

This is MY band now, fuckers #swampofpositivity