I was not ready for that hairline reveal 😮

The biggest reason the committee put in an Alabama team, that limped into the end of the season, was the four-game "gauntlet" of ranked opponents they beat. UGA Mizzou Vandy Tennessee Those teams went 0-4 this bowl season. Alabama lost 38-3. Take a bow committee, you did it

May have to meaningfully cut back spending on DoorDash spending out of principle here

He didn’t go there to play school

I love the unstated implication here that it’s ‘the law’ stopping China from invading Taiwan and not Lockheed Martin and a quarter of a million corn fed americans

When you realize the entire world’s foreign policy is designed around not going kinetic with the United States you understand why no one runs to the aid of countries dumb enough to draw the US as a belligerent combatant.

Experts are stunned as U.S. economic productivity surges 4.9%, marking its highest level in nearly six years.

With Miami beating Ole Miss, the SEC finishes 1-8 against P4 teams in bowls, 0-3 in the playoff against other P4 teams and doesn’t get to the title game for 3 straight years So look for ESPN & Greg Sankey to push for 9 SEC teams in the playoff next year

"If you think about it, Miami is really an SEC team which proves how great that conference is." ~ ESPN

Nah. Was very doable.

Reporter: “Say something bad about America.” Amanda Anisimova: “Nope.” 🇺🇸 The future of American pride is strong.

Ryann McEnany "...sort of everything that's been happening in America..."

Very interesting theory of American democracy. When the left wins an election, they get to do whatever while in power. If the right wins an election the left gets to riot against anything they dislike & the right has to do whatever the left wants to stop the rioting

No you wouldn’t. There’s literally 100MM of them and they’re easy to find. You could’ve smacked thousands by now.

Lmao…. Literally could just be at home down the street watching Netflix and ordering uber eats but instead you got your fingers blown off pretending you’re in a war.

The average viral tweet on "the Epstein Files" might as well exist in some deranged hallucinatory vortex. A crazy person contacted the FBI after Epstein's death in 2019, claiming to have "recovered repressed memories" that he (a man...) was raped by Epstein and Bill Clinton two

I’ve already understood this, intuitively. Has saved me a lot of time.

Damn. I hate Jake Paul but he’s right. This guy is a cuck.

NASA pilot Victor Glover CLAPS back after being asked what it means to be the first black man to visit the moon: “It’s the story of humanity, not black history, not women’s history, but that it becomes human history.” “I also HOPE we are pushing the other direction that one day

When asked about being the first person of color to fly around the moon, Artemis II astronaut Victor Glover said on CBS Mornings that the crew "spent a lot of time thinking about us" and not as individuals, crediting teamwork as one of the reasons the mission was successful. "I