The Island Boys are going viral for kissing each other. #DramaAlert

Hooters isn’t going out of business because Gen-Z is asexual, Hooters is going out of business because this is just how girls dress now. If I want to see cleavage I can just go outside for free.

I must be a Stanley Steamer the way I make her carpet cleaner

If you’re being a dick, then what does that make me? The balls?

I love how short form content has turned Walmart into a place to practice free will, comedy bits and vandalism

Wait, Elon’s been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass

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Imagine drunk driving this thing

Thinking about pissing into the wind, I will let you know how it goes.

When did sending your straight friends videos of guys kissing stop being funny? No one likes to have a good time anymore :/

I have bad news

Nutting on my ops butts

The block is not hot. As a matter of fact, the block is wet.

Lady administering my drug test: “They are not going to accept this, you are going to fail, you should have come prepared😠” Me: “Okay piss lady holding a jar of my piss”

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

My girlfriend said she can’t suck me because she gets TMJ when she does (Too Much Jizz)

This would’ve been a bit tweet in 2016 fuck you guys

Fuck my goy ass life