The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

I’m going to be on Nardwuar one day.

"Is that a Beatles song?" "Naw bro, that's Rod Wave"

I’ve never met a mean Joanne

this guy giving me dirty looks thinking i’m checking his wife out but whole time i’m having a staring contest w his child

Bruce, I don’t know you but sometimes a picture can say a thousand words. Please bring your boy out to Cali this summer to one of our camps. I’d love to help you grow to understand the sport better and help Kinnick improve his skills. I’ll cover camp fees! Let’s get in touch!

a peaceful life with zero strife

if my people are toasting to me years after i’m gone, i’d count that as a life well lived

fuck being accepted by my peers, their opinions don’t change your pockets

“only one who ever gonna see the world like you do is you”

asked the boys if they recognized these tattoos and now i haven’t slept in 3 days

the fact i’m smiling so much is cause for concern

first thing i’m buying when i get a big bag is gold teeth

current Luffy solos the Marine Ford arc by himself

2019 vs 2022

RT to wish Troy Polamalu a #HappyBirthday!

“yeah kinda like my ex, she’s dead too……not really, but like to me”

If life’s a bitch, then mine must be a gold digger