That’s fucking Benzema

when her TV is on HDMI 2 and nothing is plugged into it

Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four

Uno, Mr. Bond

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Why did I lowkey think the commentator was like a bald guy in his 50s

Blockbuster was just one part in a multi-step ritual celebrating the end of the working week. Rent a game, get a pizza, check out until Monday. It wasn't about Blockbuster but what Blockbuster meant, back when time had meaning.

I’m ready to sign the lease for an apartment in Fridge City

rolling my Rs while i eat her box, call that duolingus…

when you say something in a conversation and you can physically feel that you chose the wrong dialogue option

I repeat: In 1971 the federal minimum wage was $1.60 per hour That’s 1.82 oz of gold per week in 40 hours Today that would translate to approx $150.00 per hour and $6000 That’s what they stole from Americans

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested

I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

Ok I cheated in school but I did it the hard way and without AI

Kitty

Reminder: If Bernie's Social Security bill was signed into law, Social Security would be solvent for the next 75 years, benefits would go up by $2,400 & the bottom 91% of Americans would not pay a penny more in taxes. Instead, Republicans want you to work until you drop dead.

saw someone my age financially stable

We all meet in the FA cup