Pick a character, any character.

-Frisk- -Plaything of the underground -Lives with Toriel -Is well trained by her too -Near Limitless -Has a soft spot for some monsters -18+ NSFW Account-

I can't decide what joke to use here

"...." "Nah." What a way with words. He scoots closer just to bother her. There's no stopping this serially-stalker-ish home-invader.

You underestimate my super soaker

"N-" He has to take a quick breath mid word. "Nah." He throws himself forward to land squarely on top of her.

He's cackling - at least, when he isn't having to wheeze since every small touch knocks him out of breath - and laying across her chest to keep her down. He gets so lonely but has so much fun tormenting small people.

"Mnn, then I'm never gonna.. get off of - ow - you!" He giggles like a girl and grabs one of her arms, snuggling into it.

He almost falls off of her, but manages to stay on and get close to face-to-face with the angry, grumpy demon. "Hi. Still."

He goes for the nuclear option after taking a breath and kisses her on the cheek just to freak her out - he's having a blast, obviously.

And he's still wearing that toothy grin. Does anything phase this guy? ... he has folds of skin he keeps fortune cookies in. Of course nothing phases him. What that does do, however, is knock him out of breath and cause him to roll off the bed (with her gripped).

He's asleep already. Fucking hell, he's a weird boy. She could try to move him, if she had the strength for it - if not, she had to deal with him weighing down the sheets until she wakes up.

>:)

//SMH, I thought you were musing a real vampire.

H A U L

Oh, to become an eldritch god

He's eating cereal in the middle of the road and not acknowledging anyone or anything nearby. This has almost got him run over about 3 times.

IT DOES IF I SAY IT DOES. ..AND CURLY DISAGREES.