Andrée Vermeulen (@dreeandree) 's Twitter Profile
Andrée Vermeulen

@dreeandree

Pronounced: On-dray Ver-mule-in / Drée = Dray▪️Scholls-Angie Tribeca TBS▪️Ruffnut - How to Train Your Dragon Netflix ▪️UCB performer▪️Instagram: @dreeandree

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calendar_today12-03-2009 01:47:27

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Toddler: I need some water! Parent: Ok, here’s some water. Toddler: No! No water! Parent: Ok, no water…(puts it away) Toddler: I NEED SOME WATER!

Andrée Vermeulen (@dreeandree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let’s all agree to call this one “un petit surge.” You know, just to help calm the panic while still acknowledging the bump?

Andrée Vermeulen (@dreeandree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Having a two year old is having them say their ear hurts enough times that you take them to the doctor only to find out it’s been pretend ear hurting.

Andrée Vermeulen (@dreeandree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone else arrange their child’s toys in a way that makes sure all their little faces are showing because on a subconscious level you believe that inanimate objects have feelings?

Anyone else arrange their child’s toys in a way that makes sure all their little faces are showing because on a subconscious level you believe that inanimate objects have feelings?
The Alarmist Podcast (@alarmistthe) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This week, The Alarmist (Rebecca DelgadoSmith) talks with actor and comedian Andrée Vermeulen about the toddler who fell into an exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo resulting in the death of the Gorilla Harambe. Should we really be keeping animals in captivity? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At this point, Elon Musk's predictions for his own technology all sound like a six-year-old trying to brag about how strong his dad is.

At this point, Elon Musk's predictions for his own technology all sound like a six-year-old trying to brag about how strong his dad is.
Khai (@thamkhaimeng) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

Andrée Vermeulen (@dreeandree) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just coming on here to let you all know that I thought the Billy Joel lyric was: “when will you realize the pian’a waits for you.” 🎹

Bernie Sanders (@sensanders) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Inflation Rate 🇪🇺: 10.9% 🇩🇪: 10.9% 🇬🇧: 10.1% 🇮🇹: 9.4% 🇪🇸: 9% 🇮🇪: 8.6% 🇺🇸: 8.2% No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.

Robert Reich (@rbreich) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I thought I'd leave these here. Just in case, hypothetically, the new potential owner of Twitter decides to bar videos critiquing billionaires and the system that enables them.