I am a higher lifeform with no concept of personal space! You'll get used to it.

Go on! All I need is who and when, and then we can shake on it. You'll just owe me a little favor, but I think our interests align enough that it won't be a chore.

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. ❛ The name's Bill Cipher! And I might just be able to help you with those. What sort of ideas do you have cooking up in that noggin?

. ❛ I prefer rewriting the laws of reality as we know it, but forbidden magic works as a substitute! You're gonna have to catch me up on which one though, when you know over a trillion different kinds of forbidden knowledge, it can get muddled up sometimes.

. ❛ Are you planning a zombie apocalypse? I have some notes! There have only been a few great ones throughout history, and I was there for all of them!

. ❛ Ho-ho man, what did these meatbags do to you to make you so vengeful? I have time for a story!

TEMP PIN ! Philip wittebane aka “Emperor belos”

. ❛ Are you fond of people in general? Because I have a proposition for you!

It tasted great!

. ❛ I can give you the power to turn this entire place upside- down, inside-out, and backwards! All you have to do is make some- thing for me. I'll even throw in a few favors, free of charge! You'll finally be able to get home!

I could tell you, but the name alone would make your brain melt!

. ❛ For you? Nothing! For the Boiling Isles? It becomes my new dimension of chaos and lawlessness! Up is down, left is right, what's broken works, what's perfect decays! It'll be a lot of fun, you can watch!

. ❛ I'll just stop by one little town in Oregon. Don't worry about it.

. ❛ See? You won't even miss it.

(WHEEZE) ❛ Sure you will! Let me get you those plans for the dimensional portal!

. ❛ You want to blow this joint, don't you? Get back home? Be a hero? I know you do! Imagine it now! Witch Hunter General! You know... I could even bring you back in time if you REALLY wanted. It's just a few extra tweaks to the portal!

. ❛ As long as you don't cause a time anomaly! Which is out of my jurisdiction. It's a risk I'm willing to take!

. ❛ It's hard to resist temptation! The only advantage there would be reuniting you with that brother of yours! But you've been working on IMPROVING him, haven't you!

Oh-hoho man! I like the way you think!