Lidl strawberries 2 hours after purchasing

His rebrand was necessary. This was a mess

When you’re done with work but it’s not 5pm yet

Y’all be thinking people who treat you bad care that you’re gone. They don’t. Stop feeding your ego and love yourself.

i feel so disconnected from everyone and everything, nothing feels genuine anymore

Me after i realize i spoke too much today and i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

Indomeow

The last normal day of our lives. We didn't realize it.

Just wait for the paint to dry, then paint that end. Moral lesson: If you wait to understand how to finish, you may never begin. Just start, you'll figure it out along the way.

I respect both cuz sometimes you aint in the mood

I hate when I get outnigga’d

Chanel?

iCarly was right... live life... breathe air... i know somehow we're gonna get there

“But I never asked you to be my wife & it was just a promise ring”

me at 7 years old, searching for girls' games on google:

Gross pay: 3,679.42 Net pay: 2,760

How to piss off all the women at the wedding 101

Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'd pay to see this movie

genetics is such a beautiful science