I'M GOING TO BE A GRANDPA TO HUNDREDS OF LITTLE SHRIMPLETS

Literally what.

I AM SO TIRED TODAY. I CANT DO THIS SHITTTT

well arent I just the luckiest man to walk this earth! best news ive received all year

17⁰ in the uk and I've hung three loads of washing out as well as jet washing my entire garden. it feels like summer, just need to go sit in a beer garden now with my shorts on

me and my friend have that airbuds thingy and everytime she looks im listening to the weirdest shit for band 😭

my jam

I have been handed the chubbist baby in the world

I might cry

only 65 days left!!!!

swan!

re-downloading wattpad for laughs. ill let you know how this journey goes

YOURE JOKING

so far everything seems to be the same 🤔

ngl I've forgotten how this works

even got its own currency now 😯

might as well dig my grave now. thats how ill I am

brain? fried. I dont understand how people enjoy music theory

the pockets of a band master. pegs, pencil, and a vape. its all one needs in life

why is there nothing good to watch anymore 😞