Rayna will never let me watch this child again.

Oh shit I'm done for now.

To be clear Daphne's was a Shirley temple. Even I don't give preteens booze.

I am the man!

Ghetto hoodrat trifling ho done changed her name to reflect her ghetto booty.

My wife is like the damn paparazzi with the pictures all the time.

She is so ghetto when she wants to be.

I'm Scott he's the only one with any good sense. As long as I'm Scott I don't care. Amy can be Lamar.

Tempted to send my cousin some special brownies.

Not sure we should be trusted with children.

I married a ghetto trash Kardashian wannabe and I don't think she speaks English.

Hunter spells well enough to look up internet porn on accident. They are about even.

I think Daphne may have reached the appropriate age to mix my drinks.

He's related to his mother.

Oh great my wayward niece is talking to my impressionable daughter.

This is why my children are brain damaged.

Children for sale. Oldest two sold as package will give discount.

My son is about to get thrown an ass whoopin by his Aunt Rayna.

Oh boy Archer you’ve done it this time. Thank god all my children are easily paid off.

Oh god this sister discussion isn’t gonna go over well with her now.