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You know you did the crossword wrong when "38 Across-Smooth Urbanite" is "Cat's Stacker"

I do not know if this is a secret menu Olive Garden but I am intrigued by “pork and alcohol” menu option and the ability to order tapas and paella.

A news item says half of all meat is unhealthy with staph bacteria. Good thing I only eat half a fried chicken at a time.

My dream job is to be a Human Cannonball so I can get paid to be loaded at work.

A man accused me of dating just for money. My girlfriend’s financial planner is so rude.

Wow! Ripple is comming out with entirely new flavors. It’s nowhere near like it was when you could only buy it in the liquor store.

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News Reporter: "Should companies give special facilities for women who want to breast feed at work?" Dram: "Depends. Who they are breast feeding?"

I don’t know why this time of year everyone on ESPN has to mock the NFL Draft. To me it seems like a perfectly suitable way to allocate players.

Amtrak of the skies. I wonder if media approached the National Rail Passenger Service act 55+ years ago with the same skepticism.

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I really wish I knew why no people are interested in my paintings and sculptures. Growing up, everyone told me I was highly autistic.

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