Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

毎回これ

My wife isn’t feeling well today and there are still a bunch of gifts left to wrap. I think I’ll help her out by reminding her she shouldn’t have procrastinated because now we have a problem.

Then go fuck yourself

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation

nobody ever conisders what i think so it doesnt matter

If y’all think poor people eating so good then go quit your jobs and live under the poverty line what’s the issue?

Now wait a minute... if the U.S. leaves the United Nations... who would veto the resolutions against Israel?

Grown adults driving around with dozens of rubber ducks on their dashboards obscuring their vision

Delaware