Everyone loved my turn 1 play

el hecho de que se fue directo a los civiles confirma que los labubu son espiritualmente israelitas

i only use translator notes whenever absolutely necessary

Yall need to grow up. We're getting a ton of free content, these are just supplemental to keep the lights on. Just don't buy it

2XKO is such a fascinating fighting game to me because idk much about league but I do know that there are a bunch of really fantastical and out there characters and so far every single pick has just been a regular human with a sword or something.

I started playing monster hunter cuz this hot girl i liked told me to. Her girlfriend then threatened to cheat on her with me for no fucking reason

Brutus 🇨🇦

Alec Baldwin, smash Butch Hartman over the head with those chairs and you WILL be reincarnated as a white lotus

like everyone shut the fuck up talking to me right now

“we will reach out to you for a second round of interviews”…… its a fucking GROCERY STORE

When i got my first job in Missouri, the HR rep looked at my file and said "I see you're from Puerto Rico. Do you have your green card with you?"

I guess we doing six now

This is like if Gold/Silver and Ruby/Sapphire only let you use Pikachu

These tweets are gonna be so fucking funny when they reveal him and we treat him like the antichrist born again

Voiced protag. Capcom finally got the message

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

clearly you've never loved someone so much seeing their favourite colour in public makes you smile, and then when you lose that person it kills you to think of

Ngl, its only been 2 days, but this tweet ruined my vernacular permanently