Mark Lazerus Their goal chant is "Dallas...Stars." Their range is, uh, limited.

lol did the announcer just suggest security should beat up the fan that threw their jersey?

Remember when Carolina gave Kotkaniemi a 6.1 million offer sheet and a 68.5 million extension to spite Montreal

What the fuck is this game

Game management at its peak right there

“Wow I can’t believe Edmonton hasn’t done anything” Oh you wanted Jonathan Drouin for $4M?

People. Losing Corey Perry, Connor Brown, Evander Kane (who didn't play last regular season), Viktor Arvidsson (who didn't work out last season), and (eventually) Jeff Skinner (who wasn't used properly last season) IS NOT GOING TO HAVE THEM ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN.

All the idiots in the replies arguing for separating🤦🏻‍♂️

everybody pls say it with me ..... 🗣️ Tristan Jarry is not an upgrade 🗣️

Best season was 8 years ago and people will tell you straight to your face that’s he’s a stud

the problem with the Oilers finding a goalie is that every goalie is bad including the really good goalies

Believing your team is ever going to win a championship is like believing the stripper loves you

I hope it’s the Florida Panthers

Stolen from Threads:

Gavin McKenna saw that he could get drafted by the Canucks and said prison is actually better

Doesn't anybody want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

Timothee Chalamet stuns as first overall pick in the 2003 NBA Draft

Ridiculous. These pads belong to Jack Hughes

SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FOR THE FLORIDA PANTHERS