Keir Starmer values time with his family. Rishi Sunak is sending his on National Service. David Cameron left his in the pub. Boris Johnson doesn't know how many children are in his.

#GeneralElection24 #change

My former boss is now everyone’s Here’s what I know: 1.He listens 2.He doesn’t claim to know all the answers & seeks expert advice 3.He delegates & allows people to flourish 4.He is ruthless when he needs to be 5.He cares about public service & citizens who don’t get heard

OMG 😱 Farage’s party came second in 120 constituencies They got 12.6% of the votes - 3rd highest vote share They got 2 MPs While the winning party only got 36.9% Oh no, wait a sec - that was UKIP in 2015! #GeneralElection2024 1/5

Can we PLEASE stop pretending Farage and Reform are somehow new? Can we PLEASE not think today’s result is some unprecedented result for them - it’s broadly the same result they got in 2015. Same leader, same voters, just a different colour badge. 3/5

Boris Johnson put his own brother & the son of a sanctioned KGB spy in the House of Lords. On his *first day in the job* PM Sir Keir Starmer has promoted a former chief scientific advisor & a businessman whose work rehabilitating former prisoners has improved countless lives…

The snowflake generation actually turned out to be largely middle aged people who had a total meltdown when asked to help this nation get through a global pandemic. The kids on the other hand were heroic.

Hey Daily Mail, Emma Raducanu isn’t ‘ending’ Andy Murray’s career. They’re both injured. Stop blaming women for things that aren’t their fault.

Beautiful Tenerife, a refreshing beer, and Ian Broudie superb book, brimming with fascinating memories of his early years in Liverpool, and the Britpop superstardom that followed! 🍓 An absolute pleasure to have your company here on holiday this week, Ian, thank you! 🧡

A terrible shame, he could have learnt so much.

“Senior health officials were diverted to plan for a ‘no deal Brexit’ – ultimately killing more people when Covid struck.” Take a moment to absorb that. Then, if not busy screaming, consider this was so that we could have wine in pints ASAP. ~AA inews.co.uk/news/covid-kil…

Love how republicans are wearing sanitary pads on their ears but thought wearing masks made them look like a twat. Fucking weirdos

You were saying Sky News?

HELP NEEDED, PLEASE! Trying to identify this band from my blurry, grainy photo from #Glastonbury ‘97… #TheSeahorses #TheWannadies #SilverSun …somebody else…??? Thanks in advance, Twitter..!! 😊 #Glasto

This has got a real ‘Bros-post-Ken’ energy to it… like, ‘yeah, it was only ever really about us two anyway…’ #oasis2025

Hey Maldron Hotels. I'm being contacted by several people who booked your hotel for the Oasis concert, to say their rooms have just been cancelled and are now back up for three times the price. I'm sure this is a "computer error"... easy to correct. Do the right thing.

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So far this year I have seen Gaz Coombes, Coldplay, Beabadoobee, Suede, Fontaines DC, CMAT, Amelia Coburn, Johnny Marr, Nadine Shah and Remi Wolf for a combined cost of £151 - the same price as an Oa$is standing ticket next summer… Now, *that’s* what I call value for money… 🧡

I’m an emotional bloke at the best of times, but Michael Ball OBE💙 giving Slipping Through My Fingers a spin on his show, as I was driving my eldest to Dorset for his first term at uni, sent me completely over the edge… That song gets me every time, but today of all’s days… 🧡

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.