A black guy stole my friends tandem bike while I was still on the backseat. I did all I could to stop the thief - ringing the bell, screaming womanishly, and only pedaling half heartedly - but it was no use. His fast twitch muscle fibers soon cycled us to the heart of the ghetto.

is it indigo or sofritos because if it’s indigo i’ll green bro I swear

still tryna get me a freak bitch like emma stone though

need an Instagram thot with no father asap

Specials Teams = Special Ed

you’re chilling at home while I’m phone fucking your bitch bro boss up

RECRUITS: We are looking for FOOTBALL players not SCHOOL players. If your GPA is higher than a 3.0, we don’t want you!!! Looks like you have been spending too much time in the library. #priorities #CumToTheMountain

i be flushed up neck drippin like a toilet

my mom: why do you smell like beer? me: because i drank beer #stupidbitch

about to rip ass next to my hospital bed ridden mom #stupidbitch

Bro made is mom think the cat was talking

This how yall talk in Toronto?

Me trying to order chipotle through the app using the Boorito code

“Dad were you able to get your chipotle boorito on halloween in 2023 without the app crashing and lagging and sending the verification code 20 minutes after you need it?”

This is better than the Marvels 👌🏻

Can’t believe we need to post this but - there’s no ‘sex’ in Fortnite Festival. Our PEGI ratings descriptor refers to sexual references in lyrical content.

#ShrinkTheGame

Buy $VAIGINA

NEW YE SONG - "HUNGRY HIPPOS"